may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017
may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017
Reblog for this to come true
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Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…
You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes
Someone FINALLY found and posted the full version!
AND HE KNOWS HOW TO DO THE FUCKING CLAPS PROPERLY
Love this.
This literally takes so much strength and courage. Props to this phenomenal woman
A pediatrician shows how to calm a crying baby (Video)
Babies are weird. I don’t like that they cry a lot. I cry a lot and I can’t have that kind of competition in my life right now.
I do this to my son and it works lol
Reblog to save a parent
Reblog to save a concerned uncle who has no idea what the hell they are doing. (E.g. Me)
I love that scene in Night at the Museum where ur like “oh shit a scary mummy oh nooo” and then IT’S JUST THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WORLD
can i just point out
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
Is he messaging himself ?
Everytime you see this little boy with money, reblog it. Money will come your way ☺️
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